My Bleeding Brains

July 28, 2011


Filed under: Uncategorized — eeplebert @ 1:24 am

Opened back door, cat shot out. Wife laughed, other cat shot out. I take two steps, see fat-chested pitbull off leash and unattended, lunge toward us.

I get door back open, attempting to let cats to safety. Dog charges inside, barking, growling, drooling, a loose cannon knocking over lamps, paperwork, ruining printer, nearly tearing router and internet cable out of the wall.

Pathetic excuse for human being who “owns” this loaded pistol of a sick dog, mutters “my bad” and chest-tackles dog to remove it from trespass in our home.

Choking back the urge to retaliate violently, aside from skittish fellow survivors of the feline variety, most everything is back to normal around here. Except my tireless commitment to justice on this issue.

We’re 15 yards from the playground. Imagine if that dangerous animal had attacked a child instead!


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